Fugitives from Fundamentalism

The Musings of Adult Missionary Kids (MKs) & Former Born-Again Believers

I hate Christmas!

Posted by Paulo on December 22, 2009

Man, I hate Christmas. I can’t express to you how much I hate it. Now you may be thinking I hate Christmas because it’s a religious holiday blah blah blah but no. I don’t care that it’s a religious holiday at all. It’s the malls. It’s the traffic. It’s the cold. It’s the screaming children at Walmart forced by their parents to go to yet another store when they are already overshopped. God. I hate fucking Christmas. The most wonderful time of the year? My ass! I’m always broke at this time of year. I don’t buy presents. I just don’t do Christmas. I tell everyone I’m Jewish. Besides, the worst things always happen to me at this time of year. I can’t go into detail about the latest incident, but let’s just say it sucks.

The best thing to do during Christmas is to drink till New Year’s and hope that it goes by quickly. Merry fucking Christmas, y’all. There… I’m done venting.

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5 Responses to “I hate Christmas!”

  1. So what are you doing for Hanukkah?

  2. DicePlayGod said

    Then you’ll probably like this:

  3. Jerry said

    This holiday brings out some very weird behavior among the public. I saw an ad on a Christian website the other day asking what baby Jesus would want for Christmas, and the implied answer was something like, “Christian hymns.” I thought maybe, “Pampers”.

  4. Ann said

    I’m pissed because they are playing Christmas music from now until Christmas on my 80s radio station. Bah humbug.

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